Teacher: “3 Idiots” film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: Madam yahi ki….. Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai!!

Teacher: Shut up & get out !

Tinku: Madam main bataau?

Teacher: Very good Tinku, Bataao…

Tinku: Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye!!

Teacher: You also get out !

Chintu: Madam main batau ?

Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, yeh sahi bataayega….

Chintu: Madam Doctor ke alaawa Engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai…!!