{"id":2170,"date":"2017-02-01T16:51:17","date_gmt":"2017-02-01T11:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/?p=2170"},"modified":"2025-08-07T09:54:06","modified_gmt":"2025-08-07T04:24:06","slug":"short-messaging-whatsapp-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/short-messaging-whatsapp-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Short Messaging Whatsapp Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0906\u091c\u0915\u0932 SHORT \u0915\u093e \u091c\u092e\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0939\u0948&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n\u091c\u0948\u0938\u0947 GM \u0939\u094b\u0917\u092f\u093e \u0917\u0941\u0921 \u092e\u0949\u0930\u094d\u0928\u093f\u0902\u0917 GN \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0917\u0941\u0921 \u0928\u093e\u0908\u091f\u0964<br \/>\n\u0926\u0947\u0916\u094b \u0928\u0908 \u092d\u093e\u0937\u093e 2021 \u0915\u0940&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>???<br \/>\nBoy : Kya kal raat tum party me thi?<\/p>\n<p>Girl : ?<\/p>\n<p>Boy : yeh kya !!!<\/p>\n<p>Girl : ha thi.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nBoy: ? 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kyu?<\/p>\n<p>Girl : Ye kya?<\/p>\n<p>Boy : \u092e\u0917\u0930 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u0942?<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nBoy : \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0915\u0930\u094b \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u091c\u093c\u0939\u0930 \u092a\u0940 \u0932\u0942\u0901\u0917\u093e<\/p>\n<p>Girl : ?<\/p>\n<p>Boy : \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e???<\/p>\n<p>Girl : \u0924\u094b \u092a\u0940<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nHe: can I have drinks today?<\/p>\n<p>She : ?<\/p>\n<p>He: ?<\/p>\n<p>She: pi ja???<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nHe: \u091c\u092c \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u092e\u0926\u0926 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u0924\u092c \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0906\u0924\u093e ?<\/p>\n<p>She: ?<\/p>\n<p>He: \u0905\u092c \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e ?<\/p>\n<p>She: \u092e\u0948 \u0906\u090a\u0902 ?<br \/>\n?????<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nHe: \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0941\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0918\u0930 \u092a\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092e\u0948 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u0940 ?<\/p>\n<p>She: ?.<\/p>\n<p>He: \u0905\u092c \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e ?<\/p>\n<p>She: \u0915\u0940 ??<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nHe: ? \u0924\u0941\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947\u0938\u0947 \u0915\u092a\u0921\u0947 \u092a\u0939\u0928\u0947 \u0925\u0947?<\/p>\n<p>She: \u2708 .<\/p>\n<p>He: \u0905\u092c \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e ?<\/p>\n<p>She: \u092a\u094d\u0932\u0947\u0928 .?<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nHe: saman kahan se layi<\/p>\n<p>She:\u270c?<\/p>\n<p>He: \u0905\u092c \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e ?<\/p>\n<p>She: dookan ?????<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nHe: shopping karne ke baad kya kiya ?<\/p>\n<p>She: ?????????<\/p>\n<p>He: \u0905\u092c \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e ?<\/p>\n<p>She: bill Liya ?????<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nBoy: Kal raat tu jis ladke ke saath ghoom rahi thi..woh kaun lagta hai tera ?<\/p>\n<p>Girl: ?<\/p>\n<p>Boy: matlab ?<\/p>\n<p>Girl: bhai saa.<\/p>\n<p>??????<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0906\u091c\u0915\u0932 SHORT \u0915\u093e \u091c\u092e\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0939\u0948&#8230;&#8230; \u091c\u0948\u0938\u0947 GM \u0939\u094b\u0917\u092f\u093e \u0917\u0941\u0921 \u092e\u0949\u0930\u094d\u0928\u093f\u0902\u0917 GN \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0917\u0941\u0921 \u0928\u093e\u0908\u091f\u0964 \u0926\u0947\u0916\u094b \u0928\u0908 \u092d\u093e\u0937\u093e 2021 \u0915\u0940&#8230;&#8230; ??? Boy : Kya kal raat tum party me thi? Girl : ? Boy : yeh kya !!! Girl : ha thi. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Boy: ? \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0941\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u0939\u093e\u0902 \u092a\u0930 \u0926\u093e\u0930\u0941 \u092a\u0940 ? Girl: ? . 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