{"id":530,"date":"2017-02-14T15:44:34","date_gmt":"2017-02-14T10:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/?p=530"},"modified":"2017-02-22T08:37:59","modified_gmt":"2017-02-22T03:07:59","slug":"dinner-girlfriends-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/dinner-girlfriends-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"Dinner with the Girlfriend’s Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have\u00a0dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the\u00a0girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would\u00a0like to go out and make love for the first time.<\/h3>\n

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so\u00a0he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The\u00a0pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy\u00a0everything there is to know about condoms and sex.<\/h3>\n

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms\u00a0he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy\u00a0insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather\u00a0busy, it being his first time and all.<\/h3>\n

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and\u00a0meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to\u00a0meet my parents, come on in!”<\/h3>\n

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the\u00a0girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace\u00a0and bows his head.<\/h3>\n

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his\u00a0head down.<\/h3>\n

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.<\/h3>\n

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend\u00a0leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you\u00a0were this religious.”<\/h3>\n

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was\u00a0a pharmacist.”<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have\u00a0dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the\u00a0girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would\u00a0like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so\u00a0he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":2372,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes-funny-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2371,"href":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions\/2371"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}