{"id":781,"date":"2017-03-12T20:18:21","date_gmt":"2017-03-12T14:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/?p=781"},"modified":"2016-12-18T11:33:54","modified_gmt":"2016-12-18T06:03:54","slug":"pati-patni-aur-videshi-kutta-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.infipark.com\/articles\/pati-patni-aur-videshi-kutta-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Pati Patni aur Videshi Kutta &#8211; Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u090f\u0915 \u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u0935\u093f\u0926\u0947\u0936 \u0938\u0947 \u090f\u0915 \u0910\u0938\u093e \u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u093e \u0916\u0930\u0940\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0932\u093e\u092f\u093e<br \/>\n\u091c\u094b \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0925\u093e<br \/>\n\u0914\u0930 \u0938\u093f\u0930\u094d\u092b \u0938\u0942\u0902\u0918\u0915\u0930 \u0939\u0940 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u093e\u0932\u093f\u0915 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